- "A Ticket for the Paralyzer" -0:50
- "10 Signs You Should Leave" - 3:19
- "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" - 3:17
- "Rusted over Wet Dreams" - 3:09
- "You Got a Henna Tattoo that Said Forever" - 3:24
- "Travis Bickle" - 2:06
- "Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle" featuring Karl Schuback and Tyler Guida - 3:36
- "The Key to Keeping the Show Fresh is... I'm Dead"- 2:45
- "It's Not Just a Party, it's a Funeral" - 3:05
- "When Everything Goes Wrong, Take the Easy Way Out"- 4:02
- According to archived album art, "Rusted over Wet Dreams" was originally called "Scorpios with Black Names Are Bad News." The reason for this name change is unknown.
- Track 6, titled "Travis Bickle" is a reference to the Martin Scorsese film "Taxi Driver".
- Tracks 3 and 8 are references to the popular comedy Chappelle's Show, being a reference to the title of a recurring sketch, and a quote by a character in a sketch respectively. The title of Track 5, "You Got a Henna Tattoo that Said Forever" is a reference to a quote from Zach Galifianakis' 2001 episode of "Comedy Central Presents".
- Many people have claimed that the intro track to the album is a ripoff of the song "Carbomb" by The Acacia Strain, though thorough musical analysis reveals the two songs to be significantly different.